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Name: Joe Don Looney
Gender: Male
Interests: navel gazing, self recrimination, fidgeting, rocking out, writing pithy online profiles, preparing Hot Pockets (tm), and invoking existential dilemmas.
Expertise: founding member, Buda-Niederwald Adult Recreational Dance Team
Occupation: Other
Industry: Legal
Message: message meEmail: email me
AIM:  heyzeus212
Member Since:
3/16/2003
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| Look over there!I mostly blog about baseball now. Which is to say, I mostly don't blog. I also don't twitter. So if you want to know what I think about something, you'll have to resort to primitive means like email or IM. Things your grandparents did back in the olden times. You might have suspected it, and it's redundant to say, but yep: this here blog is basically a ghost ship. There will be no nourishing, time wasting bloggy content in any consistent form probably ever again. So here's a picture of my dog, that will remain as a placeholder for future digital anthropologists to someday stumble upon while trying to discern the pertinent details of my alien, primitive life. They will note how adorable she is, and have no inkling of what a colossal pain in the fucking ass she can be. Unless they somehow find a 28th century Rosetta stone allowing them to translate this English text into their fabulous future tongue, which will almost certainly be a cross between Mandarin and Esperanto. In that case, they will know.
The author and dog, shortly before dog chewed up couch and, ultimately, author.
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| SynchronicityThe 24 Hour HEB of Eternal Doom by my house often plays decent music for your grocery pleasure. Sunday night was a sublime victory of dj'ing: Some wise soul played "Lost in the Supermarket" by the Clash. That can't just be a coincidence. Thank you HEB. I forgive you for being out of all varieties of granola bars, and paper bags.
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| Delicioushttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 108184.ece
Tufty' crisps is nut a cruel joke
By KATE JACKSON
Published: 08 Jan 2009
FANS will be going nuts for the latest crisp flavour — Cajun squirrel.
It may sound more like a bushtucker trial for I’m a Celebrity — but Walkers are launching the Tufty flavour tomorrow.
The new snack was picked by a panel of judges, including wacky celeb chef Heston Blumenthal, in Walkers’ Do Us A Flavour challenge.
Crisp lover Martyn Wright, 26, of Hednesford, near Birmingham, came up with the squirrel idea.
He said: “I wanted something unique.” Another five new flavours will be unveiled today.
Squirrel-eating died out in Britain in the 1800s, but toffs’ dinner parties have put it back on the menu.
Walkers insist no real Tufties were hurt in the making of the vegetarian crisps.
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| Don't go here, go thereHello to anyone who still knows this blog exists! It kinda doesn't. But Sarah asked me to pen a guest entry travelogue about Erica and my honeymoon adventure to Thailand over on her much more popular and up to date poshdeluxe blog. So, this blog exists only to tell you to read that blog instead. But please do leave me eprops. It's cold, and I'm hungry, and only eproprs can sustain me until spring.
love,
HZ
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| Catch ya on the flipside, x'anga.Nuptials in 3 days. Film at 11.
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